The Three Engineers And Church Announcements Gone Bad

There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car engine shuts off, leaving the three engineers stranded by the side of the road. All three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of…

Get Some Balls

There’s a story that is told about a man who died (For the purpose of my story I will name him Mr. X) and went to heaven. While there, Mr. X asked St. Peter who was the greatest army general of all time since he had always been interested in such maters while still alive…