A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She…
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some…
There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car engine shuts off, leaving the three engineers stranded by the side of the road. All three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of…
Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin! I’m going out of the world to America. Shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college Will you hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF! Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am here?
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me…….
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly but after his parents turned down his request, he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100 he desperately wanted. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, they were touched by the boy’s story and decided to send the little boy a $50 bill instead…