Killing English And The Designated Decoy

Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!

I’m going out of the world to America.

Shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college

Will you hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF!

Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father

Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am here?

Wait a minute for five minutes.

Don’t dare talk in front of my back!

Both of you three get out of the class!

Why are you so late? Say yes or no?

Take 5 cm wire of any length!

I have two daughters, both of them are girls!

All of you stand in a straight circle!

Quiet… The Principal just passed away.

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The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk.

The first one out the door at 2:00 o’clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car.

Once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.

Meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot.

Finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away.

Immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing.

The policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed.

When the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, “How can this be?”

To which the man replied, “Because tonight, I’m the designated decoy.”