Humor-The Two zebras And The Photographer
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?”
The other replies, “Well I don’t know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.”
So that night he did and God replied, “You are what you are.”
The next day he said to the other zebra, “I still don’t understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are.”
The second zebra responds, “You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is.
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His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, ‘Let’s go’.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, ‘Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.’
Why?’ asked the pilot.
‘Because I’m a photographer for CNN’ , he responded, ‘and I need to get some close up shots.’
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Finally he stammered, ‘So, what you’re telling me, is . . .. You’re NOT my flight instructor?’