The Postal Office And A Rib

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly but after his parents turned down his request, he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100 he desperately wanted. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, they were touched by the boy’s story and decided to send the little boy a $50 bill instead as they thought the $100 was a bit too much especially for a young kid. The little boy was delighted with the $50 bill and sat down to write a Thank-You note to God, which read:
“Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some strange reason you sent it through the postal office and those crooks deducted $50, half the amount in taxes!

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In Sunday school, they were teaching on how God created everything including how God created Eve out of Adam’s rib and this particular subject fascinated little Johnny. A couple of weeks later, Johnny’s mother noticed him lying down on one side as though he were ill. Being worried as a mother would be, she walked to where he lay and asked softly “Johnny, what’s the matter, are you sick?” Johnny looked up into his mother’s eyes and responded in a worried tone “I’m feeling pain on one side, I think I’m going to have a wife!”