The Roller Skates And Grey Hair

3 men died and went up to heaven where at the gates, they met a Gatekeeper who told them, “The better you were to your wife, the better kind of car you’ll get.”

The first guy was very loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari, the second man fought with his wife so he got a broken-down car and the last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he got a scooter.

One day, the guy on the scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying so he went up to him and asked, “Why are you crying?”

The guy inside the Ferrari answered, “I just saw my wife on roller skates”.

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A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother opted to use this occasion to teach her child some manners so she said: “It is because of you dear, each and every one of your bad actions turns one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”