From The Priest And Kids
A priest was visiting an old Lady in her home and she happened to offer him a cup of coffee. They sat down in the living room for a nice chat and after a while the man saw a bowl of peanuts at the side table and asked the old Lady if he could have one. “Of course, help yourself” she said.
After a little while he took some more and she just smiled. So when he wanted even more he said “I am eating so many of your peanuts, I hope it is ok”. “Eat them all if you want! I cannot chew them since I have no teeth so I have just sucked of the chocolate on all of them”.
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Kids answers
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It’s the same dog.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section”
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
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Have a great weekend!